Internet

Tumblr as a Journal Partie The Seventeenth

Guys, should I get an iphone? Or a smarter phone? I am beginning to feel left behind in the modern age. Sometimes I’m like, “I don’t even need that shit, big man” but mostly I’m all, “What’s a joke for once anyway?”

Can the internet even help with that?

Also, not sure that I can type anymore. Maybe I think too fast?* Additionally my pinky finger on the left hand side keeps going numb.

All this to say: innernet, I want you back.

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*Plausible hypothesis for sure.