January 2009
339 posts
"Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying"
ferrrn:
“I passed the hours of my weeks at Columbia, like Virginia Woolf’s Clarissa Dalloway, in long-established patterns—the 8:40 a.m. coffee and muffin at Samad’s, the Sundays at the Barnes and Noble magazine rack hiding Us Weekly behind The Atlantic, saying I would buy the flowers myself. I knew how many hot-dog stands I’d hit between Lincoln Square and Columbus Circle. I also knew, a bit...
Life isn’t fair.
– My Dad, life, the truth.
I’m watching this right now, it’s funking possum.
documentary:
The Human Animal is a six part BBC documentary in which world-renowned zoologist Desmond Morris studies humans in the same manner that he would study any other species. The result is a delightful and fascinating portrait of our species across the globe. I guarantee that if you watch the first ten minutes you’ll be...
Or me too, I make so many mistakes it’s not even it’s funny.
lfar:
mistakesdaily is turning out to be my favourite part of the day. Mistake making is now fun!
(and if you want to contribute in the fun, let me know)
Thing I Miss:
On The Road Again
First episode of this season's 'Project Runway...
There is something vaguely embarrassing—even narcissistic—about our new era of...
– Farhad Manjoo on Slate, regarding “Put the camera down and enjoy a moment for once.” (via soupsoup)
Michael Cera’s gf is totally on Cold Case right now.
Also: she old.
Virginity Auction Trend: Over →
“You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!” may be fake (?) but also I had a heart attack about it all.
Every meal of the day should be breakfast.
AGREED WHOLE GRAIN TOAST HEARTEDLY
(via shelbyzy)
Have you ever had sores before?
– Supposedly 1 in 5 women has herpes, so hopefully those sores are explicable ladies.
Inevitably the moment arrives when all your doting and care come back on you in...
– Are You Raising A Douchebag (via aja) (via femininerobotics)
Michael & Michael Have Issues And A Myspace Page →
About me: (First draft) My name is “Michael & Michael Have Issues.” I am a TV show starring Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. I am really funny and you will love me. I am hung like an ox and very wealthy. I know how to ride a motorcycle, play sports, and crochet lanyards. I am everything you want me to be except that that’s not true. (Second draft) Hi everybody! My...
Brian Raftery on the horrible phenomenon of... →
H20 Lounge + ‘Graceland’ = I could have died.
perpetua:
Not a joke, either. This is a fairly grim article.
MY IDEAS FOR STAGED PHOTOS SET ME APART FROM OTHER... →
lfar:
“Bride and groom each kneeling on one knee and pressing up against each other back to back. Each is holding a soccer ball, as both are captains of their respective high-school teams and it’s picture day. They’re smiling because their teams made states, though both lost in the semifinals. Still, it was a good year, considering neither team made the playoffs the previous three years.”
The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn →
I don’t trust Jamie Bell.
ettafung:
emples:
Paramount Pictures and Sony Pictures Entertainment today announced the start of principal photography on the 3D motion capture feature The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jamie Bell and Daniel Craig. Bell and Craig are joined by an international cast that includes Andy Serkis, Simon...
You have made it on Tumblr ...
Me too!
thatswhatimsaying:
scrollr:
… when you’re being followed by a silent lurker? (or is that some form of Spamblr?)
I’m being followed by them too! I hope they say mean things about my Tumblr. I love it when that happens.
I’m still on the Tumblr D-List though.
I thought that you said 'Maple leaves'.
And we’ll all hang out with this song, and we’ll all hang out with...
– To the tune of the best Rock Band song ever, Modest Mouse’s ‘Float On’.
I hope it's PMS
LOGAN DA BOMB
ferrrn:
In the past thirty minutes, the following stuff has made me cry:
This song (and then, the Youtube version I found to post happened to be a Logan and Veronica tribute video. Imagine what happened next)
You’d think I was drunk or something.